World’s Worst Boyfriend Takes Glee in Scaring His Girlfriend 22 Times

A Vine compilation of comedian Aristotle Georgeson scaring his hot blonde girlfriend way more than any sane dude would ever scare his hot girlfriend. No person is harmed… but I can’t say the same for a certain pastry.

Seriously, “seriously”?

If someone did this to me I would probably develop PTSD. In fact, just watching it I may have developed a serious case of nerves.

I bet this gave the girl, Craydrienne (if that is her real name), some serious fight-or-flight adrenaline bursts. Good luck surviving next time she gets jumped by a wild tiger!

I can’t believe the one he did while she was driving. Dude has a deathwish, and not just in that clip. Some of the other ones I seriously believed she was going to shove that cameraphone up Stotle’s rectle portle.

Generic Brand Video Could Be Any Company, Ever

Powerful World Leaders Get GIF Makeovers

Ever wondered what our nation’s president would look like as a pretty pretty woman? Wonder no more.

Obama GIF Makeover

And for those who have long wondered whether it was Laura or George W. who wore the pants in the Oval office…

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Even macho Russian strongmen need to let their hair down and tart up from time to time.

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More here. [via reddit, of course]

Mario Meets Seinfeld

This “parody about nothing” manages to fuse the two unlikely cultural touchstones: the characters from Super Mario and the cast of Seinfeld.

Not only has the animator nailed some of the mannerisms, the casting is spot on. Mario is Jerry. Luigi is Kramer. Toad with glasses is George…

… I was really hoping to see The Princess as Elaine. And who is Newman? Bowser?

My favorite exchange:

“Luigi, why do I have to go?”
“You’re player one.”
*whiney* “But I don’t want to be player one.” *crosses arms*

Who would you cast in Mario Seinfeld? What plots would you like to see? I’d love to see “The Contest” re-made as a competition to see who could avoid using green pipes the longest. (Or maybe playing with their warp whistle.)

Happy Valentines Day from your Overly-Attached Girlfriend

You’ll gape in amazement at the shot-for-shot remake of Journey’s “Separate Ways” music video

You might think it would be easy to do a shot-for-shot remake of a low-production-value 1980′s music video. But admire the care with which this group of Journey fans(?) undertook to re-create the video for “Separate Ways”. Part of the fun is watching the split-screen for what is exaggerated in the comedic version… or, often as not, not exaggerated.

My favorite moment might be the vertical playing of the keyboard, which is somehow attached to a corrugated tin fence. (Huh?)

What’s your favorite moment in this spoof? What other 80′s hair band music videos would you like to see get the remake treatment?

Video of Taylor Swift Being Assaulted During Her Grammy Performance

Every Indie Movie Cliché in One Short Trailer: Not Another Sundance Movie

Here it is, the very first video from the Tastes Funny sketch comedy team. It’s an ambitious spoof of the world of Independent film, just in time for today’s opening of the Sundance Film Festival…

Starring: Molly Fite, Dan Banas, Todd McClintock, Samantha McLoughlin & Lucy McLoughlin
Directed by: Chris Punsalan
Written by: Autumn Proemm, Chris Punsalan, John Ott, Molly Fite & Susan Mandel
Photographed by: Chris Punsalan & Stephen Mader
Music by: The Clapping Orphan’s Choir of Detroit (aka Chris Punsalan)

Apparently the Sundance-fatigue is a common sentiment, at least in the halls (do they have halls?) of USA Today.

What indie movie clichés do you think are played out? Leave a comment.

-17 Degrees in Minnesota – What Happens When You Pee Outside?

Some intrepid Minnesotans decided to test what happens when you pee outside in sub-zero temperatures. According to their commentary, the temperature the night the video was shot was -17 degrees Fahrenheit, -50 with windchill. These are some brave souls.

And there you have it. Many courageous things have been done in the name of science, but this act of extreme urination takes the prize. I mean, not a Nobel prize or anything. But a lot of wangs will be saved thanks to bar bets that can be settled on YouTube instead of in the freezing, pissing cold.

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Apple Takes On Google’s Driverless Car with New App: Steeri

Millenials: We Suck and We’re Sorry

The Jean-Claude Van Damme Splits Video Parodies Just Keep On Coming

By now, you are probably familiar with the Volvo ad which features actor Jean-Claude Van Damme, aka JCVD, aka The Muscles from Brussels, doing his trademark splits between two backwards-moving trucks. But in case you’re not, take a quick look:

Okay, got the idea? Well, Artjail VFX out of New York City had the brilliant notion to facemeld Toronto’s cracksmoking mayor Rob Ford over the serene visage of the Belgian action star…

Then, C-Tates, aka Tatum Tot, aka Channing Tatum decided to get into the action…

All in all, I think we’re only at the beginning of parodies of this video. A crossroads, if you will.

Who would you like to see do the splits between moving trucks?

Alfonso Cuaron’s IKEA

A parody of the film Gravity, co-written and directed by Alfonso Cuarón. Shot bandit-style in a real IKEA. All too frighteningly real…

I’ve been lost in just the post-checkout grocery store. I wish I had a George-Clooney-like cool cat to talk me through it. Come to think of it, I wish I always had George Clooney around, even when pooping. He just seems like that cool of a guy.

What do you think of this take on the maze that is an IKEA store? What movie would you pair it with? The Shining? The Abyss? Leave you best IKEA horror story below.

Bad Lip Reading Turns Game of Thrones into Medieval Land Fun-Times World

Happy Caturday: Enjoy the Cat Flushing a Toilet Song

Take a Trip Back to 1997 with “The Kid’s Guide to the Internet”

This song is kind of genius.

Patrick Stewart Performs the Rare Quadruple Take

A master class in acting from Captain Picard.

Looks like his camerawoman could use a class in turning the phone.

If you like this, you may also enjoy:
Jandrewedits TNG remixes
The IRS’ horrible Star Trek Parody Video
Star Trek: The Next Generation Explicit Rap

The Real World: This is the End!

Just as funny and vulgar as the movie!