This list of insults found via Digg makes me wonder what the formula is for creating a great insult. There definitely seems to be a typology.
Among the most popular is the backhanded complement:
He is a self-made man who worships his creator. -- John Bright
His mind is so open that the wind whistles through it. -- Heywood Braun
I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest. -- Steven Pearl
There’s the insinuating question:
When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price? -- David Letterman
Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings? -- Milton Berle
I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located? -- Ashleigh Brilliant
There are simple metaphors:
He has the attention span of a lightning bolt. -- Robert Redford
He has no more backbone than a chocolate éclair. -- Theodore Roosevelt
The best part of you ran down your mother's legs. -- Jackie Gleason
There’s the complement with a clarification:
He writes his plays for the ages--the ages between five and twelve. -- George Nathan (about George Bernard Shaw)
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Victor Borge
No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have; and I think he's a dirty little beast. -- W. S. Gilbert
And then there seems to be a long tradition of openly wishing death upon people. I’d call these curses more than insults:
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. -- H. H. Munro
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. -- Mark Twain
There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure. -- Jack E. Leonard






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