1. Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
   A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

   [funnyandjokes.com]

2. I just bought a new car stereo… When you shout out “Soul”, it plays soul music. When you shout out “Rock”, it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted “fucking kids!” and it played Michael Jackson.

   [williambader.com]

3. Did you hear about Michael Jackson’s toaster? The bread goes in brown, and comes out white.

   [djron.com]

4. Q: What child’s game does Michael NOT allow to be played at his Neverland ranch?
   A: Got your nose! Put it back!

   [101funjokes.com]

5. Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
   A: From a catalogue.

   [funnyandjokes.com]

6. Q: How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
   A: None. Michael Jackson only screws little boys!

   [williambader.com]

7. Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley?
   A: About two dress sizes!

   [101funjokes.com]

8. Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
   A: Because there are twenty of them.

   [funnyandjokes.com]

9. Q: What do you call Michael Jackson, with no money?
   A: Tito.

   [williambader.com]

10. BREAKING NEWS… NEW EVIDENCE HAS ARISEN THAT MICHAEL JACKSON DID NOT DIE OF CARDIAC ARREST… HE ACTUALLY DIED OF FOOD POISONING… HE ATE 12 YEAR OLD NUTS.

    [deadmichaeljacksonjokes.com]

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