There are so many things I want to know about this.

Ted Danson gives a lesson in… how to avoid falling for bad pick-up lines? Good pick-up lines?

My mind has been blown. I looked up the original post on Everything is Terrible. There was no information in the post, but an anonymous samaritan linked this page in the comments. There, I discovered that this clip is the climax of an educational video starring such 80’s celebrities as Mallory Keaton called How Can I Tell If I’m Really in Love?.

Here’s another bit of it:

I like the wacky professor dude. “You can’t have a conversation with an ass. Even if it’s a smart ass.” That’s one for the ages. One for the ages.