This is one that’s going around the interwebs. I traced it to a Philly-based comic blog called Comic Vs. Audience (why are stand up comics always so adversarial?) and a comic named Doogie Horner. Here’s a picture of Doogie as a visual of what not to look like during sex…

Some of Doogie’s stand-up routine can be seen about 3:42 into this video, if you’re interested. It includes an extended speculation on the origins of astronaut ice cream. I’ve always wondered why that was one of technologies that the space program spent its resources on.








