What if you could tell the future? And what if the only way you could tell it was by examining your stool? This amazing sci-fi premise is fleshed out by comedy troop The Van Gogh-Goghs.

This video was posted on Boing Boing by Van Gogh-Goghs founding member Jason Torchinsky, who now writes for The Onion News Network.

There’s a whiff of an Onion story about it. Well, there’s a whiff of a lot of smelly stuff about it. The number one moment has to be when he closes Dr. Parker’s eyes. Or should I say number two moment? Okay, I’m finished.

If you’re looking for some other Van Gogh-Gogh’s videos, I recommend ‘Violated By Bears Man.’ It’s another outrageously random superhero spoof.