Eggs often contain surprises. This one is no exception. Oh, this surpise gets NSFW near the end.

[Break.com via jonniechang]

Cadbury’s cream egg suddenly feels very inferior.

I wonder if it comes with the glass penis?

This could be a whole line of egg surprise products — egg vagina, egg hooker mouth, egg trucker hand, egg warm apple pie…

Eggsnatch: The yolk is on us.

–What’s this?
–Oh, nothing mom, just an egg.
–That belongs in the fridge.
4 am that night…
–Son, why are you lubricating your dick with the butter tray?

Silly Japanese sex toy engineers. Don’t they know that flashlights are much better for this?

Okay… I’m… wait for it… wait for it… ah! Yes, I’m done.