It’s like Fight Club for cased sausage enthusiasts.

There really is very little that could possibly explain this. It’s not an ad, and it’s certainly not a challenge to MMA or WWE.

It must be a fetish. Somewhere, to someone. Right? Some guy out there gets really worked up when he sees people beating each other with meat. It is his deepest dream to receive a meatball necklace (rather than a pearl one), symbolizing entrance into the Salami Brotherhood.

Or maybe there’s no other explanation other than someone thought, hey, people love martial arts training montages and they love raw meat, why not the two combined?