Jesus Cradling a Baby Velociraptor

I’m still tracking down the source of the above photo, but I had to post it for now because in many ways it needs no explanation. CITATION UPDATE: Nicholas_urman based on the 4chan meme?

I don’t think it’s related, but Cracked.com has this image of Jesus as a velociraptor:

I’m no expert, but I’m fairly certain it’s better theology to imagine Jesus preaching to the dinosaurs, but not being one.

[via reader AC]

UPDATE: The YouTubes has seen fit to beknight us with a “Best of Raptor Jesus” video, replete with Clawed’s Only Begotten Son in many a Biblical episode. While I don’t condone placing speech bubbles (without citing the line of the scripture), it is nice to have His words in context.


2 Responses to “Jesus Cradling a Baby Velociraptor”

  1. Jack Bonner added:

    What the hell is this supposed to be? One dinosaurs didn’t live with man, two these must obviously be creationist images and three, because I love dinosaurs and am atheist, these images are really disrespectful!

  2. Erebus added:

    To the idiot above, only the bottom one is from creationist sources. The other two are jokes. I’m an agnostic atheist and I think they’re hilarious.

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