Can we make Charlie Sheen’s media presence any smaller?

Well, let the deluge of Sheen meltdown videos commence. He’s been giving interviews left and right full of laughable assertions and nasty aspersions. I know the viral video hivemind is working overtime tonight to mash them up in creative and fantastical ways.

For now, you can just watch the unedited interviews:
ABCNews
CBS Radio Rant
TMZ Interview

Get to it, editors! We need to process this material before any more comes in!

While the mashup squirrels work, please enjoy some old hits from the back catalog…

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