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Another winner from Cyriak, a visual fugue of cow-ness.
Lots of netizens had the same idea:
I prefer musical remixes…
I’m sure there are many more on the way. The squirrel warrens of the internet must be hard at work auto-tuning the choisest phrasery of MC Mel. We have a team here at Tastes Funny who will stay abreast of Apocalyptophonecall, and respond instantly as the dance beat versions go viral.
But let us just say that to stand out in the flood of remixes, you’re going to have to be Passion-of-the-Christ-like in your sacrifice. Do it for Mel! Do it for America!
UPDATE:
Tickle-Me-Melmo
PREVIOUSLY:
Christian Bale Tirade Remix Bonanza
In the same vein as Charlie Brooker’s news report.
By popular demand, I am posting the subtitled version of Adriano Celentano’s 1972 hit gibberish tune, “Prisencolinensinainciusol”. The subtitles are a best guess…
I have no doubt that this is what American English sounds like to Italians.
I have been assured that this is better than the movie.
A girl finally decides to confront her fear of horses. Um, doesn’t go so well.
Huh? Huh again? Huh to the nth power?
You can read an interview with the filmmaker here and, yes, he’s serious. Also, this movie cost $5M to make.
More clips are available on the movie’s website.
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The one thing the Daily Show doesn’t mention is that torture doesn’t produce reliable intelligence anyway, which has always been the biggest irony of this whole thing.
Is it an accident that, since this aired, Obama is thinking maybe some people will be prosecuted after all?
UPDATE: Legofesto has been trying to get the word out for years…
Great photo set of forced perspective fun.
These are some of my favorites.
The concept behind this technique is known as parallax.
It was used to great comedic effect on Kids in the Hall with the ‘I’m crushing your head’ sketch.
I was applying for a job at NBC via an online program that uploaded my resume then scanned the contents and generated a list of past experience. Little did I realize it was looking past my resume and scanning my soul.
- Assistant to the Executive Producer
- Master
- Killer
Image Copyright Erich Eilenberger 2009. Posted with permission.
So if this medicine doesn’t cure GTBH (Giant Teddy Bear Head), how do I cure that?
I saw this business card in an auto parts store in New Jersey. I guess the publishing industry really is going downhill.
Advance Auto Parts
James Joyce
Assistant Manager
Image Copyright Erich Eilenberger 2009. Posted with permission.
Microsoft made a program called Songsmith where you sing some vocals in and it uses an algorithm to create matching music:
But as a Microsoft spokesman said recently, Songsmith is being “used in ways we haven’t quite imagined.” People have been taking the vocals from hit songs and then adding Songsmith backing tracks to them. The results are funny, bizarre and sometimes disturbing.
–Tech Central: Top 20 Tracks remixed by Microsoft Songsmith
Here are some of my faves…
Ozzy Osborne’s “Crazy Train”
The Police’s “Roxanne”
Beastie Boys’ “Intergalactic”
The Eagles’ “Hotel California”
The Beatles’ “Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band”
The fine print of it reads:
Scientologists, Jehovah’s Witnesses Know Why.
Jerry, Taking and Keeping Peoples’ Stuff Without Asking Isn’t Borrowing.
It’s Stealing. [CA Code 484] Stealing From The 1 Neighbor Who’s Tried To
Defend Your Slime Behavior To Other Neighbors [You Took The Gleasons'
Mailbox? Why?] Is Stupidity. When You’re Not Stupid, You Can Come
Here.
[Via bb]
If you like this, you may like ‘Have You Seen My Cow?’
I saw this sign on a light pole in my neighborhood. I can only imagine the story behind it.
Apple has recently closed a loophole that allowed people to comment on iPhone applications even when they haven’t bought the program. As with Amazon’s Tuscan milk reviews, this has lead to a number of hilarious fake reviews and some bizarrely earnest ones. A selection of our favorites…
1. TouchScan: “It works and ended my marriage”
2. Koi Pond: “Smoke marijuana before use”
3. Shekar Yadav haters: “The developer’s a tool.”
4. WritingPad: “Every time I tried writing my name Shaun, it changed it to Satan.”
5. Constitution for iPhone and iPod Touch: “I give it 3/5 stars. That’s a good compromise, right?
(History tip: The three fifths compromise in the constitution declared freed slaves and Native Americans would be counted as 3/5 of a person.)
Add links to your favorite funny app reviews in the comments below!
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