Because, you know, Japan.

They got into Harvard, but they really wish they were still in high school. They are on the baseball team, but they really wish they had made the cut for the Glee Club.

Love the dude in the back who sleeps through the whole thing. How much you wanna bet this whole thing was a prank where they tried to convince him crazy stuff happened while he slept? “Dude, your favorite jam came on the radio and we all rocked out!”

Sure, the choreography is a little repetitive, but you gotta hand it to them. There are more motions in this 3-minute video than in a whole 3-hour game of baseball.

“Pubertina”, a new animated short series hearkens back to the Ren and Stimpy style of gross-out animation, although I don’t think 90′s Nickelodeon ever took that aesthetic to the exploding-zit, menstrual-blood levels of this ‘toon.

I wonder if Pubertina dolls were a real thing (“life-like bleeding action!”) if they would be big sellers. Or maybe the opening credits are accurate: more often they would be thrown angrily to the ground. I know if I had a doll version of my pubescent self, I’d certainly hurl that thing a good fifty yards from my sight.

Anyway, looking forward to more from writer, cartoonist, voice actor Emily Brundige.

Part 1 of the video has embedding disabled but you can watch it here. The best part is when the kid finally turns around… and is surprisingly unscared.

The same kid also taunted a crocodile…

This family sure has a lot of confidence in the glass at the Oregon Zoo.

Brian McKnight is an adult contemporary R&B singer. But he wanted to break out of that box… or at least become more “adult”. So he composed a song. A very dirty song.

All I can say is this is indeed NSFW.

The tape has caused quite a stir. And not just in my office when I ignored the “not safe for work” warning and played it out loud. MTV is reporting McKnight’s fans are up in arms.

McKnight just announced on Twitter that he’ll finish the song in “clean and nasty” versions and he’ll let his audience decide what they want to hear.

This is what I’ll do I’m gonna finish it today and I’ll put it out a clean and a nasty version how about that?

— Brian McKnight (@ItsBMcKnight) April 24, 2012

Stay nasty, Brian, and keep winning the internet!

For now, I’ll leave you with this “reaction shot” of one McKnight fan watching the video for her first time:

Yes, this seems like it would be (and should be) fake. But by all appearances it is actually a real actual authentic product. Mon.

[via reader GR]

Or is it “Hot Problems”?

It probably won’t shock you that there is a British game show called “Golden Balls” which seems to be one big excuse for men to “look at the balls in front” of themselves and decide which to “play”. But that’s not the fun part of this video. The fun part is the insane mindgame that one contestant (Nick) chooses to play. A quote from his opponent (Ibrahim): “Where’s your brains coming from?”

“Why did you put me through that?” I believe it could be explained in a simple logic diagram. Basically Nick forced Ibrahim to make the choice he did, because, based on what Nick said, that was the optimum choice for Ibrahim. This is actually an incredible tribute the human brain and the ingenuity with which it can force a zero-sum game into a win-win.

Also, does anyone choose STEAL in this game, presumably broadcast on national television? Isn’t it worth the money not to be infamous as a greedy dick?

[via reader JP]

The Oatmeal animates a wildly disgusting song by Sarah Donner about the glory that is the Motherf-ing Pterodactyl.

Any song whose chorus rhymes ‘pterodactyl’ with ‘asshole’ was probably already going to be great, but this one is particularly awesomesauce.

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Some people have asked if this is a parody of TED talks… I don’t think it is intended to be, but ultimately that is for the viewer to decide.

Jesus gave us this Earth, and He would be pissed off if we didn’t party!

You can cut ahead to the middle if you want to see the real spectacular stuff…

I believe this is a Japanese dance troop called Wrecking Crew Orchestra. But maybe that’s just what someone labeled the YouTube vid to throw me off the scent.

I wouldn’t lie to you.

This is totally dope. I, for one, welcome our new Korean rock star overlords.

Poked around looking for a good Jeremy Lin video. I’m sure some are in production right now, but until then, enjoy this little sketchlet from the College Humor folks and a similarly-themed David Letterman Top 10…

Hope you liked it. I’m off to the Linternational House of Lin Cakes.

You’d punch this guy too if he said you didn’t walk on the moon and you actually did. Walk. On. The. Friggin’. Moon.

And so, let this be a lesson to anyone who would mess with a retired astronaut. One of these days, Buzz Aldrin is gonna punch you in the face!

Our space program chose the hotshots with the right stuff and this video is stone cold proof. Come to think of it, I’d love to see a t.v. show where retired astronauts solve crimes and kick ass. Forget Chuck Norris. The quickest way to a man’s heart is through Buzz’s fist! And I’ll swear to that on a Bible.