If you watch just one history of hip hop medley performed on a banjolele by a man wearing a fake mustache and speaking in a British accent, make it this one:

I take it back. The mustache might be real.

[via @ukelilli]

Gary Oldman’s role of a lifetime? How have I never heard of this movie?

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Kevin Feige and the rest of the Marvel Studios gang need be aware of this: it is possible for the Hulk to lift and entire building and throw it somewhere without the building disintegrating. I love it so hard.

Are you going my way on the carrot highway? My favorite part is the hip-hop breakdown in the middle.

Appropriate user name for the YouTube poster: BargainBinOfOblivion. I can only imagine that this video, like the One Ring, was cast into volcanic lava, but somehow ended up in a bargain bin at a thrift store, only to be spread like H1N1 across an unprepared internet.

“So Dolores, what makes you so qualified to surrogate my baby?” “I like getting fat!”

This is a great character. I’d like to see more. Can somebody with a MySpace account put in my request?

Dolores is Pregnant on MySpace

For those who liked the alternate ominous Diff’rent Strokes intro, here is remix of opening of classic sit-com The Golden Girls.

Now try to watch American Idol without thinking of it like this.

Reader GU showed me this one and I nearly broke my mouth laughing. The designer of this is Mike Rosulek and he’s selling in on t-shirts and stuff to raise money for a science charity.

From the fine selection of election Yo Mama jokes on Twitter:

loresjoberg: @anildash Yo mama so slutty, even the McCain campaign won’t pull out of her.

anildash: @djchall you moms so fat ACORN registered her to vote *three* times

angelktpi: @anildash yo mama so ugly they make her vote by absentee ballot

FakeSarahPalin: Oh yeah @AnilDash? Yo mama’s so fat, she stood on the Democratic Party platform _and broke it_. SHAZAM–PALIN STYLE!

browniepoints: retweet @AnilDash your mama so stupid she tried to arrange the genres on her iPod to put Country First

jerryyeti: @anildash Yo mama’s so fat that the overhead projector Obama earmarked thinks she’s a planet.

rexm: RT @anildash: “Yo moms so fat Russia can see her from *their* house.”

martingruner: @anildash Yo mama so fat, when Putin rears his head, he comes into HER airspace.

loresjoberg: @anildash Yo mama so fat, polls are weighted 1% Democrat, 1% Republican, and 98% yo mama.

mathowie: @anildash yo mama so stupid she took her map back to the store because it didn’t show where “real America” was

loresjoberg: @anildash Yo mama so fat, she authorized a $700 billion bailout of Dairy Queen.

loresjoberg: @anildash Yo mama so fat, her other biography is called “The Audacity of Hardee’s”

loresjoberg: @anildash Yo mama so fat, the only Supreme Court verdict she wants to overturn is HomeTown Buffet v. Yo Mama.

loresjoberg: @anildash Yo mama so fat, she got an endorsement from General Mills.

loresjoberg: @anildash Yo mama’s so fat, she started her political career in Ayers’ kitchen and never left.

[Via bb]