Dutch pop star Vanessa’s legacy is undeniably strange, throwback-y and, ultimately, wonderful. My first introduction was in this music video set in a gym where she torments a number of disinterested bodybuilders…
Next, I checked out the video for “Dynamite.” If you thought a song where someone sings about dynamite would naturally be set in a grade school, well, you could’ve directed Vanessa videos.
The strangest thing about this video is how uncannily Vanessa resembles Paris Hilton. Or perhaps, ipso facto, it is that Paris Hilton resembles (is the long-lost love-child of?) Vanessa.
Videlicet:
Finally comes the video for “Cheerio.” I think the theme is supposed to be Spanish Mardi Gras. Or something.
A former indie rocker and filmmaker named Chris Punsalan made a mockumentary web series that skewers the self-important world of hipster bands. The first three episodes are online now…
The actual music is by real bands — you can download some of it for free at the website nothingiscoolmovie.com.
Never has salad dressing come with less… dressing.
Believe it or not, whether you can stand it or not, this thing is a five-parter:
Parts 4 and 5 are apparently on their way soon. Until then, Pacholski-heads will have to content themselves with his MySpace page.
Frank sez:
I am proud to say that I am a husband, father and DANCER. After watching an awe inspiring film, “The Secret,” I was motivated and inspired to leave my family in Sheboygan, Wisconsin and pursue my dream of becoming a dancer in Hollywood.
I have an incredibly supportive family and what not.
Frank’s #1 hero: John Travolta. #26: Abraham Lincoln.
A quick Google search reveals no Father Ron Janners, who Frank cites as an inspiration. Hoax? I hope not… I look forward to more dances from Frank Pacholski.
If you watch just one history of hip hop medley performed on a banjolele by a man wearing a fake mustache and speaking in a British accent, make it this one:
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Kevin Feige and the rest of the Marvel Studios gang need be aware of this: it is possible for the Hulk to lift and entire building and throw it somewhere without the building disintegrating. I love it so hard.
Are you going my way on the carrot highway? My favorite part is the hip-hop breakdown in the middle.
Appropriate user name for the YouTube poster: BargainBinOfOblivion. I can only imagine that this video, like the One Ring, was cast into volcanic lava, but somehow ended up in a bargain bin at a thrift store, only to be spread like H1N1 across an unprepared internet.
