Don’t Buy This: The $100 T-Shirt

How do you know someone is a rich asshole? They are wearing this shirt:
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Got Water?

Today the Mars Phoenix discovered water - “water ice” to be precise. (I guess you’d have a very different visual of the discovery if they said they found “ice water.”) In honor of this momentous day, here’s a little graphic…
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Special thanks to the generous JHT and his wonderful planet textures website

Facts About My Dick




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Obama is not a Pumpkin

If you haven’t read the famous e-mail, see what Snoopes has to say about why Barack Obama is not a pumpkin.

Obama is not a Pumpkin

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McCainosaurus

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He Dieted for Our Sins

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Fresh Sushi Made Daily With Chef

This is an actual sign on a supermarket in SoHo, New York City…

Fresh Sushi Made Daily With Chef

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Stimulus Payment



For this t-shirt design, I made a subtle alteration to the ‘Stimulus Payment’ logo on my tax refund…

stimulus payment

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Irony, Man

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If you like this design, you’ll probably also like the Dork Knight design.