How do you know someone is a rich asshole? They are wearing this shirt:

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Today the Mars Phoenix discovered water - “water ice” to be precise. (I guess you’d have a very different visual of the discovery if they said they found “ice water.”) In honor of this momentous day, here’s a little graphic…

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If you haven’t read the famous e-mail, see what Snoopes has to say about why Barack Obama is not a pumpkin.

Sorry. You can’t get this image at this time on a t-shirt. Cafe Press deemed it too offensive.

For this t-shirt design, I made a subtle alteration to the ‘Stimulus Payment’ logo on my tax refund…

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